HELP…911 Posted on July 24, 2015July 24, 2007 by admin A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart”. 911: “is this her first child?”. Man: “Of course not, you idiot…this is her husband”! Spread the love Related posts: Eggs Pennsylviania Viagra alert! Stock Trade