The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
“Oh my God,” said the Queen, “that’s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?”
The Doctor leading the tour explains; “I am sorry your highness, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with
semen. If he doesn’t do that 5 times a day, they’ll explode, and he would die instantly.”
“Oh, I am sorry,” said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex.
“Oh my God,” said the Queen, “what’s happening in there?”
The Doctor replied, “Same problem, better health plan.”