Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since he was young.
Fred has a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some aspirin.
Half an hour later Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms.
“I asked you to get me aspirin, not condoms.”
“Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you ever tried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Glaci