A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of
his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit
guilty because he thought it wasn’t really ethical to have sex
with one of his patients.
However, a little voice in his head said, “Lots of other doctors
have sex with their patients so it’s not like you’re the first.”
This made the doctor feel a little bit better until still
another voice in his head said, “…but they probably weren’t
veterinarians.”