Best friends, Minnie and Hank, are in their local bar, having a few drinks.
Minnie leans over and starts stroking Hank’s beard. Minnie says, “Your face
feels just like my wife’s pussy�.
Hank strokes it himself and says, “Yaw, you’re right!” is ‘Budweiser method’
for rating women?”
“Well, says the bartender, “the Budweiser method for rating women, is the
number of Clydesdales it would take to pull me off her.