“Doctor – I think my prick is too small.”
“Do you drink?”
“Yes, Lager,”
“Aaaahhh. There’s your problem. It shrinks things, Lager. You should try drinking Guinness. That makes things grow.”
… Two months later …
“From your smile I take it you now drink Guinness?”
“No – I’ve got the wife on Lager!”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis