A blonde woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a
divorce. He is taking all of her background information and asks
her, “Do you have grounds for a divorce?”
To which she replies, “Well, we have three acres.”
“No, ma’am. What I mean is, does he beat you up?” asks the
attorney.
“No, I get up around 6:00 and he sleeps until 7:30,” she
responds.
Feeling frustrated the attorney asks, “Lady, tell me, do you
have a grudge?”
Looking very confident she states, “No, we have a carport.”
At this point the lawyer has lost his patience and asks, “Look,
lady, why do you want a divorce?”
“Because he can’t hold an intelligent conversation!”