A man was looking for a new caddy one day when his friend said ” I know a great caddy – he is 90 years old but he has eyes like a hawk”
“OK then ” said the man “tell him I’m playing again in a week. ”
The week passed and they started to play. The golfer hit a perfect drive and he said to the caddy “did you see where it went”
The caddy then said “yes”
“OK then where is it?”
The caddy replied “I forgot.”