There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he’d never left it on its own.
But eventually he had to take a trip, so he left his gorilla in the care of his
next-door neighbor. He explained to his neighbor that all he had to do was feed
his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o’clock. But he was never
ever to touch its fur.
So the next day the man came and gave the gorilla a banana and looked at it
for a while thinking,