Good: You’re having sex.
Bad: The dog came in during and licked your butt.
Worse: You liked it.
Good: Your teenage son is spending a lot of time in his room “studying”
Bad: You find a bunch of gay porno tapes hidden in his room.
Worse: He’s in them.
Good: Your wife gives your daughter the birds and the bees speech.
Bad: Your daughter keeps interrupting…..
Worse: ……with corrections.