Good: You’re having sex. Bad: The dog came in during and licked your butt. Worse: You liked it.Good: Your teenage son is spending a lot of time in his room “studying” Bad: You find a bunch of gay porno tapes hidden in his room. Worse: He’s in them.Good: Your wife gives your daughter the birds and the bees speech. Bad: Your daughter keeps interrupting….. Worse: ……with corrections.