A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God. While he
was praying, he asked God, “How long is 10 million years to you?”
He replied, “1 second.”
The next day the preacher asked God, “God, how much is 10 million
dollars to you?”
And God replied, “A penny.”
Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, “God, can I have one
of your pennies?”
And God replied, “Just waits a sec.”