A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage where the walls were
covered with clocks. He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the
clocks were for.
She replied that God had given her them, that everyone in the world had a
clock, and every time you told a lie your clock advanced a second.
He saw a clock that was hardly moving and when he remarked about it he was
told that it was Mother Teresa’s. He then asked where Bill Clinton’s clock was.
The woman replied, “It’s in the kitchen, we’re using it as a ceiling fan�.