Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers flag in the window.
“This house is yours for eternity, Brett,” said God. “This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here.”
Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the
porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, 50 foot tall flagpole with an
enormous Steelers logo flag, and in every window, a terrible towel.
Brett looked at God and said “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won the Super Bowl, and I even
went to the hall of fame.”
God said “so what do you want to know, Brett?”
“Well, why does Kordell Stewart get a better house than me?”
God chuckled and said, “Brett, that’s not Kordell Stewart’s house, it’s
mine.”