A Brazilian, attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, was dancing with a tourist girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume. Suddenly she slapped him hard and stalked off the dance floor. ‘What the heck happened?’ asked a friend who had witnessed the entire event. ‘I’m not really sure,’ the man replied, rubbing his red cheek. ‘When she asked if I had ever been to Texas, I put my finger on Amarillo to show her, and she let me have it.’