A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the TV and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.”
The wife gets him a beer. Ten minutes later, he says, “It hasn’t started yet. Get me another beer.”
She looks annoyed, but goes to the kitchen, gets another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and 10 minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer.
It’s going to start any minute.”The wife is furious. “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of the TV? You’re nothing but a fat, lazy, drunken slob, and furthermore. . . .
“The man sighs and says, “It’s started.”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown