Betty and Gertie are living out their twilight years in a nursing home. One day while sitting on the front verandah, Betty turned to Gertie and asked, “Gertie, do you ever miss sex?” To which Gertie replied, “Of course I do Betty, after all I’m only human.” “So what do you do to satisfy the urge?” Betty asks.”I suck on a lifesaver.” says Gertie. After thinking about this last statement for a few seconds Gertie then pipes up and asks, “Who drives you to the beach?”