“Honey,” said the husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home to supper.”
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
“I know all that.”
“Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”
“Because the poor fool is thinking of getting married!”
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Edited by BreeBrown