One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife
and pinched her on her butt and said, “You know if you firmed
this up we could get rid of your girdle.” While this was on the
edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with
silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the
breast and said, “You know if you firmed these up we could get
rid of your bra.” This was beyond a silence response, so she
rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in
place she said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid
of your brother!”