There were 3 men. An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman. They all had a daughter. The Englishman said “I found a bottle of vodka in my daughters room, I didn’t even know she drank!” “That’s nothing” said the Scotsman “I found a pack of cigs in my daughters room, I didn’t even know she smoked!” “That’s nothing” said the Irishman “I found a pack of condoms in my daughter’s room, I didn’t even know she had a dick!”