Lil’ Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched
as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up
and down the horses’ legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes,
Johnny asked, “Pop, why are you doing that?”
“Because I’m thinking of buying these horses.”
Johnny looked worried, “Then I think we’d better hurry home
right away!”
“Why?” his father asked.
“Because the mailman stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants
to buy mom!”