There were three guys in a steam room a european guy, a italian guy , and a chinese guy. They were all enjoying the steam and sweat when they heard a beeping sound the european guy pulled up his skin and said its my wife dont worry, the italian guy said “you have a beeper built into your skin?” “Yeah i always lose it!” So the next thing they hear is the ring of a telephone so the chinese guy puts his hand to his ear and starts talking, the italian guy says “You have a cellphone built into your hand?” “Yeah i always leave it at work!” So after all that the italian guy needed to take a dump, so he went to the bathroom and came back with a piece of toilet paper sticking out of his butt, the chinese says “Yo man you have a piece of toilet paper sticking out of your butt!” “No im waiting for a fax!”