Jerry Fallwell was seated across the aisle from President Clinton on a
recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came
around for drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which
was brought and placed before him immediately.
The attendant then asked the Reverend Falwell if he too would like an
alcoholic beverage. The minister replied in disgust, “Ma’am, I’d rather be
ravaged by a brazen whore than let demon liquor touch these lips!”
The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “I’m
sorry…I didn’t know there was a choice….”