One day a women walked into a plastic surgens office and
told him she needed a face lift. the plastic surgeon stood up
and grabbed a giant clip out of his cabinet.
“this is my new invention,” he said,”every day pull up the
skin on your face and clip it on the back of your head with this
until your face has the amount of youthfullness you want. do
not clip up too much skin, mind you, or you will have some
difficulties.”
“Oh thank you!” the woman said as she payed for her face
lift clip.
two weeks later the plastic sergeon received a call.
“Hello? docter?”it was the woman.
“Why hello there Mrs.Clampton! how is the clip working out
for you? have you called to praise me about my genious?”
“Well not exactly…”
“What’s wrong?”
“Well,”started the woman,”it was all going great for the
first couple of days,but now…”
“Go on…”urged the docter.
“Well, I can’t see now because my breasts are where my eyes
are supposed to be,and i’m not too sure about this go-t.”