:Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.Keep honking while I reload.Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.If we are what we eat; I’m cheap, fast, and easy.Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!So… who lit the fuse on your tampon?Support cannibalism — EAT ME!I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.I wasn’t born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it’s an amusement park.EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip-mine the other planets later.Your child may be an honor student but you’re still an idiot.If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her … or something like that.