SPRING 1998
SELF IMPROVEMENT
1100 Creative Suffering
1101 Overcoming Peace of Mind
1102 You & Your Birthmark
1103 Guilt Without Sex
1104 The Primal Shrug
1105 Ego Gratification Through Violence
1106 Moulding Your Child’s Behaviour Through Fear
1107 Dealing With Post-Realisation Depression
1108 Whine Your Way to Alienation
1109 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence & Ostentation
1110 Body Language for Epileptics
1111 Catholics Women’s Guide to Orgasm
BUSINESS & CAREER
0001 I Made $100 in Real Estate
0002 Money Can Make You Rich
0003 Packaging & Selling Your Child
0004 Career Opportunities In El Salvador
0005 How to Profit from Your Own Body
0006 The Under-Achievers Guide to Very Small Business
0007 Tax Shelters for the Indigent
0008 Looter’s Guide to European Cities
0009 How to Land a Job in Algeria
1001 Methods of Blackmail
HOME ECONOMICS
401 Cultivating Viruses in Your Refrigerator
402 Burglar-Proof Your Home with Concrete
403 Sinus Drainage at Home
404 Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
405 Teach Your Goldfish Buddhism
406 Christianity and the art of TV Maintenance
407 How to Convert a Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy
HEALTH & FITNESS
1202 Creative Tooth Decay
1203 Exercise & Acne
1204 The Joys of Hypochondria
1205 High Fibre Sex
1206 Suicide & Your Health
1207 Skate Your Way to Regularity
1208 Biofeed & How to Stop
1209 Understanding Nudity
1210 Tap Dance Your Way to Ridicule
1211 Optional Body Functions
1212 Leprosy & Pole Vaulting- How to Avoid it
1213 Elective Surgery in the Home
1214 Over 26 – How to Tell an Orgasm from a Heart Attack
CRAFTS
1011 Self Actualisation Through Macrame
1012 How to Draw Genitalia
1013 Weaving With Body Hair
1014 Cancelled
1015 Gifts for the Senile
1016 Bonsai Your Pet
1017 Rearranging Your Hate
1018 Masochism for the Over 40’s
1019 Post-Coital Rug Making
1020 Creative Nail Clipping Arrangements
RELIGION
6660 Ritual Cookie Sacrifices
6661 Moonie Burial Rites
6662 Just Say Noah
6663 Matzoth Baking Without Perforations
6664 Advanced Hell Fire Fighting
6665 Rap & Heavy Metal Hymns
6667 Condensed Bible Study
6668 Satan and Satin
6669 —Over Subscribed —