What do you call an etheopian with an afro?
A microphone.
What do you call an etheopian with a big toe?
A golfclub.
What do you call an etheopian with a penny on its head?
A nail.
How many etheopians can you fit in a tub?
None. They all keep going down the drain.
What do you call an etheopian with three teeth missing?
A rake.