A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm’s senior
partner had passed away unexpectedly. “Is Mr. Smith there?� asked the client on
the phone. “I’m very sorry,” the receptionist answered, “but Mr. Smith passed
away last night.” “Is Mr. Smith there?� repeated the client. The receptionist
was perplexed. “Perhaps you didn’t understand me, I’m afraid Mr. Smith passed
away last night.” “Is Mr. Smith there?� the client again asked. “Ma’am, do you
understand what I’m saying?� said the exasperated receptionist, “Mr. Smith is
DEAD!” “Oh I understand you perfectly,” said the client, “I just can’t hear it
often enough.”