The world was stunned by the news today, of the death of the
ENERGIZER BUNNY. He was six years old. Authorities believe that
the death occurred at approximately 8:42 p.m. last night.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and
going, and going. “Pinkie” as he was know to his friends and
relatives, was alone at the time of his death.
An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief
Medical Examiner, DURA CELL, concluded that the cause of death
was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over stimulation.
Apparently, someone has put Mr. Bunny’s batteies in backwards,
and he kept coming and coming and coming and coming…………