The beautiful princess frequently wandered through the woods searching for an enchanted frog who might actually be a handsome prince under a spell. One day she found an exceptionally ugly frog. Picking it up, she asked, “Are you a prince under a spell? If I kiss you, will you turn back into a prince?””Yes, I am, ” the frog said. “But it’s a heck of a spell. It’ll probably take a blow job.”