An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
�Ma�am, I�m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning,� the policeman says. �You have a broken reflector on your buggy.�
�I�ll tell my husband as soon as I get home,� the Amish woman replies.
�Also,� continues the officer, �one of your reins is looped around the horse�s balls. That�s animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that too!�
So the lady goes home and tells her husband about her encounter. �Well, dear, what exactly did the officer say?� the Amish man asks.
�He said the reflector is broken.�
�I can fix that in two minutes. What else?�
�I�m not sure . . . something about the emergency brake.�
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman