Last week a very important meeting took place among God, the Pope and
Moses. They were troubled because the President of the United States
was behaving in an inappropriate manner and there were many people who
saw nothing wrong in what he had done. They decided that the only
course of action left was to create an 11th Commandment to get their
message across. Now, the problem remained exactly how to word this new
commandment so that it matched the other commandments in style and
holy inspiration. After great meditation and discussion they
concluded: “Thou salt not comfort thy rod with thy staff.”