Wife returns home late and says to her husband:
– You know, hon, I’ve just been raped!
– Eat a lemon.
The following evening:
– Hey hon, I’ve just been raped!
– Eat a lemon.
And the next evening:
– Hon, I’ve been raped again!
– Eat a lemon.
– Why the hell have you been telling me to eat a lemon, god damnit?
– I can’t stand seeing your happy face.