Three ladies died and went to heaven. An Angel said you can do
whatever you want just dont step on the ducks, (it seemed
impossible, there were ducks everywhere). The first girl walks
in and steps on a duck. Immedietly an angel handcuffs her to the
ugliest man she had ever seen and said they would be strapped
together for all eternity. The second girl tried and the same
exact thing happend. Then finally the third girl walk in and
doesst step on a duck for three months. Finnaly an Angel
handcuffed her to the most handsome man she had ever seen. When
the Angel left she asked “I wonder what i did to deserve this.
The man replied “I dont know about you but i stepped on a duck.