One day a man is riding the subway. He was the first one on so he waited for everyone else to board. He sees a teenage kid with multi colored hair, a mohawk and feather earrings in both ears. The man stares at the punk for a while until the boy finally shouts out to him “What are you looking at?!” The man then replies ” About 17 years ago when I was in South America I got drunk, I then screwed a parrot and I thought you could be my son.”