A night-club owner hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain the customers.
After several performances, he discovered that the drummer had walked away with some of his valuables.
He notified the police, who arrested him.
Desperate for another drummer, the owner called a friend who knew some musicians.
“What happened to the drummer you had?” he asked.
“I had him arrested,” the owner replied.
His friend asked, “How badly did he play?”