On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant -“Blackened bluefish.”
In a Maine restaurant – “Open seven days a week and weekends.”
On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store – “Thirty-eight
years on the same spot.”
On a New York convalescent home – “For the sick and tired of the
Episcopal Church.”
Outside a country shop in West Virginia – “We buy junk and sell
antiques.”
In a Tacoma, Washington men’s clothing store – “15 men’s wool
suits – $100 -They won’t last an hour!”
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O’Hare Field in Chicago – “Do
not activate with wet hands.”
In a New York restaurant – “Customers who find our waitresses
rude ought to see the manager.”
In the offices of a New Jersey loan company -“Ask about our
plans for owning your home.”
In the window of an Oregon general store – “Why go elsewhere to
be cheated, when you can come here?”
In downtown Boston – “Callahan Tunnel – NO END.”
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon – “Are you an adult
that cannot read? If so, we can help.”
On a Tennessee highway – “Take notice: when this sign is under
water, this road is impassable.”
On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut – “No
trespassing without permission.”
In a New York medical building – “Mental Health Prevention
Center”
SIGNS THAT MAKE YOU STOP AND WONDER
At a number of US military bases – “Restricted to unauthorized
personnel.”
In a Florida maternity ward – “No children allowed.”
In front of a New Hampshire car wash – “If you can’t read this,
it’s time to wash your car.”
In a Los Angeles clothing store – “Wonderful bargains for men
with 16 and 17 necks.”
In a Texas funeral parlor – “Ask about our layaway plan.”