Moments before a Redneck wedding, a groom and his best man, who go back a long way as friends and fellow playboys, compare conquests.
The groom says, �You know, except for my wife to be, and obviously my sister and my mother, I�ve slept with every woman here.�
�Well, then,� replies the best man, �between the two of us, we�ve had them all!�
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo