While vacationing in the hills of Arkansas, the big city man discovered he had no writing paper at all for his personal correspondence.He went into the small town near-by and found only an old-fashioned country store. Behind the counter was a really nice looking young lass, quite obviously a local farm girl.He asked, “Do you keep stationery?””Well,” she giggled, “I can…until I have an orgasm, then I just go plain wild and crazy!”