Andy walked into the neighbourhood bar and announced that he was divorcing his wife.
The bartender asked why.
“Well,” Andy said, “Yesterday was her birthday, so I took her to the fanciest restaurant in town.”
“So?” the bartender replies.
“So I order a bottle of their best champagne, and I made a toast to the best woman a man could have.”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Four waiters joined in.”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman