Dirty Ernie goes to school. His first class is
English, and the teacher wants the kids to say
what they ate for breakfast and spell it.
The first girl says “toast t o a s t.”
The second boy says “eggs e g g s.”
Dirty Ernie says “fuckin nothing f u c k i n g n o t h i n g.”
The teacher stands him
in the corner till lunch.
After lunch Dirty Ernie is allowed to take his seat. The first class after
lunch is geography. The teacher wants to know where the Polish border
lies.
Dirty Ernie shoots up his hand and says, “He’s at home on top of my
mom. That’s why I got fucking nothing for breakfast!”