There once was a guy from Alcatraz
his balls were made out off brass
instormy weather they cleaned together
and sparks flew out of his ass.
There once was a guy named Lou
he fell a sleep in his canoe
he dreamed of Venis and played with his penis
and woke up with a hand full off goo.
There once was a guy named Dave
he lived with a dead whore in a cave
she was missing a tit and smelled like shit
but think all of the money he saved.