Definition of a bastard…………………………………. Posted on November 21, 2018November 21, 2008 by admin Definition of a bastard………………. a man who screws u all night with a 2 inch dick and kisses u god bye in the morning with a 12 inch tounge!!!!!!!! Spread the love Related posts: Flea Travels The most popular The Cliff Kids say the darndest things!