After years of listening to her plead, a hunter finally decided to let his
wife come hunting with him. He led her into the woods and left her in a blind
with instructions on what to do when a deer came within range.
He had no sooner arrived at his own blind than he heard a shot coming from his
wife’s direction. The first shot was quickly followed by several more. He
immediately ran back to see what had happened, only to find a man standing in
front of his wife with his hands up shouting, “OK lady, it’s your deer! Just let
me take the saddle off!”