As part of their “ranch” holiday, a guy takes his wife hunting. When they
reach their deer blinds, the guy says, “If you shoot a deer, be sure you don’t
let anybody else say he’s the one who shot it. Otherwise, he’ll take the deer
from you. The deer belongs to whoever shoots it.”
The guy goes to his own blind. Ten minutes later, he hears his wife shooting
from her blind nearby.
He rushes over and finds her pointing her rifle at a cowboy who’s shouting,
“OK, lady, OK! You can have the deer! Just lemme get my saddle off it!”