Some DEEP THOUGHTS to start off your week with:
. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?
. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
OTHERS here for?
. STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
. Clones are people two.
. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he
still wrong?
. No one ever says “It’s only a game,” when their team is winning.
. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
. Think “honk” if you’re telepathic.
. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went
nuts.
. I went to a store which said open 24 hours and he was closing. When I
asked why he said, “We’re open 24 hours, but not in a row.”
. Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are
furious.
. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
. If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
. Disney World is a people trap operated by a mouse?
. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak?
. If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
. Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is
dead?