There was an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman sat in a bar.
The Englishman says, “I tell you what, I went into my daughter’s room the other day and there was pack of cigarettes, I never knew she smoked”
The Irishman says “That’s nothing, I went into my daughter’s room and there was 3 bottles of whiskey, I never knew she drank”
The Scotsman says, “That’s nothing I went into my daughter’s room and found a packet of condoms, I never knew she had a dick!”
Submitted by e
Edited by Curtis