Two Rednecks were sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life.
One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way through a fence, with its butt facing the tavern.
One drunk says, “I sure wish that sheep was Marilyn Monroe.”
The other says, “I just wish it were dark.”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman