Q:What do you say to a Dallas Cowboy in a suit?
A:And how does the defendent wish to plead?
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who’s driving?
A: The police
Q: Why can’t Michael Irvin get in a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It’s a parole violation to associate with known felons.