Crackers? Posted on December 31, 2015December 31, 2007 by admin Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs and stick my dick into the biscuit tin. Do you know what’s wrong with me? Doctor: Yes… You’re fucking crackers! Spread the love Related posts: Drugs have a generic name. Emergency Room Wonders Ouch! Sleeping Pills